Pumpkin carving has changed

Ah, October. Crisp air, colorful leaves, a group of friends and stenciled pumpkins.

That’s right, stenciled pumpkins. One more reason to be lazy. See the pumpkin on the far right in the photo? That’s my pumpkin. The market is crawling with fancy carving tools but I opted to go the big spoon and kitchen knife route this year. I’m surprised nobody else followed, c’mon guys, remember how fun it was to use our imagination when we were young?

Look, it has ears. Extra points for the nostrils, too, I say. It was supposed to have two teeth but I accidentally chopped one. I lost control of the kitchen knife.